May 2013
infauna:
please, refrain from making your sentences look as though they’re poetry. all they are is illogically spaced sentences that make you look like a huge wanker
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my eyebrows are the source of all my power
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Someone save me from the worst fucking chat in the...
Him: So ur facebook says ur bi?
Me: No, I just like who I like regardless of gender. I don’t care if someone’s male, female or doesn’t fit into the traditional gender binary.
Him: So you’ve has sex with a transvestite?
Me: No…
Him: ur so kinky lol
Me: …
Him: can i get ur number?
Me: *dies a little on the inside*
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Just applied for a full time Makeup Artistry position at MAC in Glasgow. This would be such a freakin’ dream if I were to be successful *fingers crossed*
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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BABY UPDATE!
So today at 6.40pm my little baby brother entered the world. This is my fifth time becoming a big sister and I am beyond excited to meet the little prince! He doesn’t have a name just yet but he weighs 7lbs and has fluffy brown hair. More photos and updates to come soon!
Anonymous asked: opinion on spanking?
“I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...”
– Emily Browning (via velvetcraze)
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
If your eyebrows are in good shape, your life is in good shape.
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I seriously need a cuddle buddy. Preferably one who will play with my hair and tell me i’m pretty and feed me occasional snacks.
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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I spent my evening trying on wedding dresses and feeling like a princess. All in all, pretty damn good day!
