infauna: please, refrain from making your sentences look as though they’re poetry. all they are is illogically spaced sentences that make you look like a huge wanker
my eyebrows are the source of all my power
Someone save me from the worst fucking chat in the...
Him: So ur facebook says ur bi? Me: No, I just like who I like regardless of gender. I don’t care if someone’s male, female or doesn’t fit into the traditional gender binary. Him: So you’ve has sex with a transvestite? Me: No… Him: ur so kinky lol Me: … Him: can i get ur number? Me: *dies a little on the inside*
Just applied for a full time Makeup Artistry position at MAC in Glasgow. This would be such a freakin’ dream if I were to be successful *fingers crossed*
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
So today at 6.40pm my little baby brother entered the world. This is my fifth time becoming a big sister and I am beyond excited to meet the little prince! He doesn’t have a name just yet but he weighs 7lbs and has fluffy brown hair. More photos and updates to come soon!
Anonymous asked: opinion on spanking?
I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...– Emily Browning (via velvetcraze)
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you If your eyebrows are in good shape, your life is in good shape.
[[MORE]] I seriously need a cuddle buddy. Preferably one who will play with my hair and tell me i’m pretty and feed me occasional snacks.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
I spent my evening trying on wedding dresses and feeling like a princess. All in all, pretty damn good day!